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 The title of this entry says "Teño fame", which means "I'm hungry" in Galician. Yes, I'm hungry. No, I'm not eating anything because I have to study (or something like that) and if I eat, my desk and my notebook will get dirty.

And my teachers wouldn't be amused if they found a dirty notebook full of leftovers, right? 

But that's not the point! I mean, I'm always hungry! 


...

Well, yes, food is the point. I'm speaking now about something absolutely interesting and absolutely stunning: my fridge.

Okay, maybe you think there's nothing especial about my fridge, but if I told you that my fridge is the actual door which leads to the fourth dimension? Eh? I would be lying and you would be a bit silly if you believed it

My fridge is white and has a random tomato fridge magnet on it (as well as an Union Jack and a pizza... Why do I have the Union Jack on the fridge? Beats me. It's something I'll never know). But that's not important. Not really.

This story begins when I was hungry and my brother was as well. We needed to eat, so we hurried to the fridge in order to look for some delicacies and satisfy ourselves (what?). 

We opened the fridge's door.

Oh, God, I would be lying if I said it smelt bad. It stank! STANK! I mean, that was not normal! In a few secs all the house smelt worse than a dunghill! What are you trying to convince us of, food? 

My brother swallowed and looked for something... edible. I pointed at a green thing. My bro grabbed it.

It was a piece of English ham. It was green. Ham is not green. There's something really wrong here.

Anyway, that was not the only weird thing we found there. Everything looked bad and it was really disgusting. We checked some other things in order to know when they had been out of date.

We found things that expired on 1998. 

And there was a misterious soap that expired on 1992. Oh, come on! I wasn't even born when my mum bought that!


Question: How can my mother stand that smelly fridge?
Answer: I don't know. Maybe she's Wonderwoman.

Question: Does she use that rotten food when she cooks?
Answer: ...I don't know, and that's a bit disturbing.


Don't worry, guys. I've discovered something: I can eat rotten food. Yeah, I can eat it and feel good after That. I'll Explain the reason in the next entry. Would I do it now, but I'm tired and I want to eat Something.

Anyway, I'm not opening the fridge again. I'm Not That Crazy.

... Or maybe I am. Who knows ~

Oh, I have not done the work of Vargas Llosa! D: I have to hurry, as ~ should focus on what really matters

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xD Today I will leave aside the nonsense (well, not) and I'll tell you how I learned what the word means "mammon":


I went to the local supermarket (yes, I'm in town ...) and saw a little girl in the fruit zone, looking lost. Had features South American, so I assumed it was American (which list I am! XD).

- Looking for something small? - I asked politely.

- Eh ... Yes .. I'm looking suckers, but can not find.


There I was stunned. Were you looking for suckers? Well I could go to my school, which is full of them!

For me, a sucker is this and this little girl was .

the record, I have nothing against Rajoy, Zapatero and or and not Karmele Jorge Javier . Fernando VII against each other, which was the worst king of Spain, but hey, he's dead and not cool to mess with people who have died.


I hear now that "mammon" means "papaya" xD "Look, that sucker is eating a sucker!"

Incidentally, my mother used my laptop today. After half an hour, approached me and said, "Daughter, your computer is a shit. I will come on the gift of kings, so when we go to Alcampo, choose a new ordenata, okay? "

Hence deduce two things:

1) My mother is a foul-mouthed.
2) I buy things they do not ask.
3) In Ferrol no Carrefour.
4) I said I could deduce two things and I've written four.

Indeed, for centuries it took me no a waffle as rich as I ate the other day. What a rich, almost weeping with emotion

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suckers ~

xD Hey, when you lie Reflex ... Are you thinking? / / Shot.

No, seriously, I do a little reflection (reflection = nonsense that comes to mind) before the start of the course, then my brain atrophy.

The holidays go by fast. But very fast. Instead of holiday would be called torociones, because bulls are faster than the cows ... Or so I believe I've never tried to lead a cow ... Well, no bull ... * Suspicious look *

Well, anyway, the purpose of this is not talking nonsense, but to give a message to my I the future (near future xD):

"Hello, I the future. I'm the past. Although, of course, you believe that you are the I of this, but of course, for me I am the I of this, so you are my I the future ... AY, Lene! No shots were out there! Just want to say that for now I have some hope teachers will have this year. Please tell me you are great, please let me know!

Sincerely, I "

Well, now I have only to wait for my future self to answer me 8D is a great plan, right ~? ~

Jurjurjur Once I wanted to buy a book, so I went to my piggy bank and saw a note in which was written: "I the future, remember that you've wasted your money buying that expansion of Sims 2. You're broke, man. Sincerely, I . " I never hated

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xD Other than that, I've been reading an article on Greek mythology (drool). And in the history book I bought, I'm on the side of the English Empire vs. Ottoman Empire (drool). And I have a magazine that speaks of Philip VII, King felon (vomiting). Luckily

was "king felon, no king" Falon. Speaking

of felons, has appeared in Hetalia Paquito my countryman! What a big sale, if it was a skinny!
xD And Juana la Loca, so good and quiet it was (♥), seems like a bad bug. Juana la Loca but seemed Juana la Mala Beast (both ways I like xD).

Of course, now I have two idols: Superman (mythical, huh?) And Mufasa, the Lion King. And point in the mouth.

And finally, something that comes to mind: my "laughter" is jurjurjur, well, until then all good. I searched "jur" in the dictionary and I is this:

jur.
(Del lat. Ius, iuris).
1. m. ant. Right, power.

So "jurjurjur" means "derechoderechoderecho." Well, it makes sense, right? Jur, legal, jurisdiction, Jurassic (¿?).