Friday, October 22, 2010

Master Number Combination Finder

Poor

Today I stepped on a poop while returning from school! What happens when someone steps on a Nord? Well, that someone will have good luck! And it turns out that someone is me, jurjurjur ~

A lady looked at me bad smile when stepping on the stool (which I think was his dog, by the way), but I do not ... For now I'll be lucky! Muahahaha ~!

The funny thing is I do not believe in these things, but hey, I like living in my bubble xD

I also had two exams: one in history and one of the-subject-who-am-giving-in-time-of-French-for-my-school-conspirator (also known as Technology). The History was okay, I guess ~
Technology
The no. But it is the teacher who got us two days ahead as punishment (because of the kind of diversification, we also fit into Tecnologíay Music) . It is also a written exam and I, really, I know nothing about types of capacitors ... And I do not know that it is a LDR ... And if someone comes to me now and tell me if I prefer to study something as fun and entertaining Tecnologíao as the Carlist Wars, as I decantare for the second.

Story Summary: I picked Latíny Francé , s as electives and they switched me without consent Plastic and Technology a few days before the course starts. What are the nice people at my high school ~


BUT DA SAME! I stepped on truño of dog, y lo que el mojón diga va a misa!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

90th Birthday Invitation Verses

shoes I think I get too excited about silly Things ... Teno

 I know I should be writing about yoghourts, but... This is more important. More, more important.

I've discovered something delicious! It's not only delicious, but also relaxing! It's a hot drink, so I really feel warmer after drinking it.

IT'S CALLED TEA!!

I mean, I've tried tea before, but this one is delicious. In fact, I would say my life won't be the same anymore:

1995: I was born
1997 : I learnt how to change from a TV channel to another one
1999: A dog chases me and traumatises me
2002: I realise I'm old
2006: I'm eaten by a bear, but then I come back to life and beat up the aliens thanks to Superman
2008: I become cruel and mischievous (not really xD)
2009: I watch a Superman film
2010: Discovery of tea

Anyway, I should not say I love tea because it's a forbidden love my mother would buy lots of it and I would get sick of it. I mean... This happened with olives, ensaimadas, olives, tapioca, olives, apples, olives, cherry tomatoes, olives, beer, olives... Did I mention olives? I hope I didn't, because I don't want to remember anything about them. 


I know this is a random entry, but, isn't life random~?

Okay, I've just drunk tea and I think it drove me crazy or something like that. 

BY THE WAY! I discovered another awesome thing! (which is not awesome at all, but taking my own hopes off would be cruel). There's a library at my school. I thought it was a boring school library, but it isn't! There are Quevedo poems there! But that's not the best. They have a history section! To be honest, there are only 20 books or so (and some of them are repeated), but the quantity isn't important! The most important thing is quality! T hough they aren't really good either ... But they are books after all!

I chose a book about this guy , who happens to be one of my favourite kings ever.


I really should be sleeping. My brain doesn't work properly when it's tired. 

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

When Did Bulma And Vegeta Got Married

fame ~ (I)

 The title of this entry says "Teño fame", which means "I'm hungry" in Galician. Yes, I'm hungry. No, I'm not eating anything because I have to study (or something like that) and if I eat, my desk and my notebook will get dirty.

And my teachers wouldn't be amused if they found a dirty notebook full of leftovers, right? 

But that's not the point! I mean, I'm always hungry! 


...

Well, yes, food is the point. I'm speaking now about something absolutely interesting and absolutely stunning: my fridge.

Okay, maybe you think there's nothing especial about my fridge, but if I told you that my fridge is the actual door which leads to the fourth dimension? Eh? I would be lying and you would be a bit silly if you believed it

My fridge is white and has a random tomato fridge magnet on it (as well as an Union Jack and a pizza... Why do I have the Union Jack on the fridge? Beats me. It's something I'll never know). But that's not important. Not really.

This story begins when I was hungry and my brother was as well. We needed to eat, so we hurried to the fridge in order to look for some delicacies and satisfy ourselves (what?). 

We opened the fridge's door.

Oh, God, I would be lying if I said it smelt bad. It stank! STANK! I mean, that was not normal! In a few secs all the house smelt worse than a dunghill! What are you trying to convince us of, food? 

My brother swallowed and looked for something... edible. I pointed at a green thing. My bro grabbed it.

It was a piece of English ham. It was green. Ham is not green. There's something really wrong here.

Anyway, that was not the only weird thing we found there. Everything looked bad and it was really disgusting. We checked some other things in order to know when they had been out of date.

We found things that expired on 1998. 

And there was a misterious soap that expired on 1992. Oh, come on! I wasn't even born when my mum bought that!


Question: How can my mother stand that smelly fridge?
Answer: I don't know. Maybe she's Wonderwoman.

Question: Does she use that rotten food when she cooks?
Answer: ...I don't know, and that's a bit disturbing.


Don't worry, guys. I've discovered something: I can eat rotten food. Yeah, I can eat it and feel good after That. I'll Explain the reason in the next entry. Would I do it now, but I'm tired and I want to eat Something.

Anyway, I'm not opening the fridge again. I'm Not That Crazy.

... Or maybe I am. Who knows ~

Oh, I have not done the work of Vargas Llosa! D: I have to hurry, as ~ should focus on what really matters