When Did Bulma And Vegeta Got Married

fame ~ (I)

 The title of this entry says "Teño fame", which means "I'm hungry" in Galician. Yes, I'm hungry. No, I'm not eating anything because I have to study (or something like that) and if I eat, my desk and my notebook will get dirty.

And my teachers wouldn't be amused if they found a dirty notebook full of leftovers, right? 

But that's not the point! I mean, I'm always hungry! 


...

Well, yes, food is the point. I'm speaking now about something absolutely interesting and absolutely stunning: my fridge.

Okay, maybe you think there's nothing especial about my fridge, but if I told you that my fridge is the actual door which leads to the fourth dimension? Eh? I would be lying and you would be a bit silly if you believed it

My fridge is white and has a random tomato fridge magnet on it (as well as an Union Jack and a pizza... Why do I have the Union Jack on the fridge? Beats me. It's something I'll never know). But that's not important. Not really.

This story begins when I was hungry and my brother was as well. We needed to eat, so we hurried to the fridge in order to look for some delicacies and satisfy ourselves (what?). 

We opened the fridge's door.

Oh, God, I would be lying if I said it smelt bad. It stank! STANK! I mean, that was not normal! In a few secs all the house smelt worse than a dunghill! What are you trying to convince us of, food? 

My brother swallowed and looked for something... edible. I pointed at a green thing. My bro grabbed it.

It was a piece of English ham. It was green. Ham is not green. There's something really wrong here.

Anyway, that was not the only weird thing we found there. Everything looked bad and it was really disgusting. We checked some other things in order to know when they had been out of date.

We found things that expired on 1998. 

And there was a misterious soap that expired on 1992. Oh, come on! I wasn't even born when my mum bought that!


Question: How can my mother stand that smelly fridge?
Answer: I don't know. Maybe she's Wonderwoman.

Question: Does she use that rotten food when she cooks?
Answer: ...I don't know, and that's a bit disturbing.


Don't worry, guys. I've discovered something: I can eat rotten food. Yeah, I can eat it and feel good after That. I'll Explain the reason in the next entry. Would I do it now, but I'm tired and I want to eat Something.

Anyway, I'm not opening the fridge again. I'm Not That Crazy.

... Or maybe I am. Who knows ~

Oh, I have not done the work of Vargas Llosa! D: I have to hurry, as ~ should focus on what really matters